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Wednesday, June 30, 2004

Aye, Robot

This was recently e-mailed to me:

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "150."

So the robot proceeded to make conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, Atomic chemistry, and so on. The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."

The man decided to test the robot. He walked out of the bar, turned around, and came back in for another drink.

Again, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responded, "100."

So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool." The man went out and came back in a third time.

As before, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "50."

The robot then said, "So, you gonna vote for Bush again?"


Predictable but funny nonetheless.

Tuesday, June 29, 2004

Fahrenheit 9/11

See this film. Now.

I know Michael Moore is preaching to the choir: most of the people seeing Fahrenheit 9/11 are folks who agree with Moore's views about President Bush and American politics. Ann Coulter's fans are about as likely to stand in line for Fahrenheit 9/11 as Michael Moore's fans are to buy "Treason" and "Slander." It's foolish to say things like "I wish everyone in America would see this film," because it's just not going to happen.

What I like most about Moore's films is not the way he unravels an issue: it's how he refuses to tie everything back up. If Fahrenheit 9/11 were a book, it would be a series of essays, each one missing the critical, final paragraph that's supposed to sum up all the facts and draw tidy conclusions. It's a film that asks more questions than it answers.

In Roger & Me, Moore trekked around Michigan in a fruitless attempt to interview General Motors' CEO. Analyzing it today, it's easy to see that the film wasn't really about that interview: it was about the decline of Moore's hometown of Flint, and the changing face of corporations, and all the reasons why Moore wanted to interview the CEO in the first place.

In the same way, Fahrenheit 9/11 gets its power and poignance not because it targets President Bush and the current White House administration, but because Moore searches for meaning and not merely answers.

So, again I reiterate: See this film. Now.

Monday, June 28, 2004

Venn There, Done That

I'd like to see a Venn Diagram showing people who have seen "Fahrenheit 9/11" and people who have seen "The Passion of the Christ." I have a hunch it would look like Little Orphan Annie's eyes.

Tuesday, June 22, 2004

Even More Required Reading

Following up on the issues raised by the Richard Florida essay mentioned below, the NYT's David Brooks dissects the battle between the "aristocracy of the mind" and the "aristocracy of money" in a recent column.

Excerpt:

Political scientists now find it useful to distinguish between professionals and managers. Professionals, mostly these knowledge workers, tend to vote for Democrats. Over the last four presidential elections professionals have supported the Democratic candidate by an average of 52 percent to 40, according to Ruy Teixeira and John Judis, authors of "The Emerging Democratic Majority."

Managers, who tend to work for corporations, brokerage houses, real estate firms and banks, tend to vote Republican. Thanks to their numbers, George Bush still won the overall college-educated vote.

This year the Democrats will nominate the perfect embodiment of an educated-class professional. John Kerry graduated from law school and plays classical guitar. President Bush, however, went to business school and drives a pickup around his ranch. So we can watch the conflict between these two rival elites play itself out in almost crystalline form.

Saturday, June 19, 2004

Wise Words

As heard on TV:

Dilbert: What makes you qualified to be a reporter?

Dogbert: I'm willing to to violate anyone's privacy for my personal gain and then claim with a straight face that the public has a right to know.

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Go to this web site and pretend you're playing against your boss. Better management through bloodletting!

Thursday, June 17, 2004

Required Reading: "The Creative Class War"

Stop what you're doing right now and read Richard Florida's brilliant essay, "The Creative Class War.

An excerpt:

Obviously, this shift has come about with the changing of the political guard in Washington, from the internationalist Bill Clinton to the aggressively unilateralist George W. Bush. But its roots go much deeper, to a tectonic change in the country's political-economic demographics. As many have noted, America is becoming more geographically polarized, with the culturally more traditionalist, rural, small-town, and exurban "red" parts of the country increasingly voting Republican, and the culturally more progressive urban and suburban "blue" areas going ever more Democratic. Less noted is the degree to which these lines demarcate a growing economic divide, with "blue" patches representing the talent-laden, immigrant-rich creative centers that have largely propelled economic growth, and the "red" parts representing the economically lagging hinterlands. The migrations that feed creative-center economies are also exacerbating the contrasts. As talented individuals, eager for better career opportunities and more adventurous, diverse lifestyles, move to the innovative cities, the hinterlands become even more culturally conservative. Now, the demographic dynamic which propelled America's creative economy has produced a political dynamic that could choke that economy off. Though none of the candidates for president has quite framed it that way, it's what's really at stake in the 2004 elections.

Another, lengthier excerpt:

While Clinton and the Democrats increasingly drew their support from the high-tech parts of the country, the Republicans increasingly came to represent the low-tech areas. Republican leaders like Tom DeLay and Dick Armey were beginning, during the early 1990s, to articulate the cultural and political antagonism Red America felt towards the emerging creative-class culture. But the politician who most skillfully spoke to these grievances was George W. Bush.

Clinton's whole life is a testimony to the power of education to change class. Bush prides himself on the idea that his Yale education had no effect on how he sees things. Clinton was a famous world traveler, appreciative of foreign cultures and ideas. Bush, throughout his life, has been indifferent if not hostile to all of that. Clinton, especially in the early years of his administration, had the loose, unstructured management style of an academic department or a dot-com--manic work hours, meetings that went on forever, lots of diffuse power centers, young people running around in casual clothing, and a constant reappraising of plans and strategies. The Bush management style embodies the pre-creative corporate era--formal, hierarchal, with decision-making concentrated in the hands of only the most senior executives. Clinton was happy in Hollywood and vacationed in Martha's Vineyard. Bush can't wait to get back to Crawford. Clinton reveled in the company of writers, artists, scientists, and members of the intellectual elite. Bush has little tolerance for them. Clinton, in his rhetoric and policies, wanted to bring the gifts of the creative class--high technology, a tolerant culture--to the hinterlands. Bush aimed to bring the values and economic priorities of the hinterlands to that ultimate creative center, Washington, D.C.

Monday, June 14, 2004

Nancy Reagan For John Kerry?

Alternet.org suggests that Nancy Reagan supporting John Kerry might not be a far-fetched scenario. I'm not going to hold my breath, but I'd be happy if this prediction came true. Even conservatives must be sick of Bush's bullshit by now.

What's In A Name?

I think Idiotic Fuckhead Boss needs a new name. Should it be Idiot Boss Who Doesn't Know The Difference Between Nouns And Verbs, or Idiot Boss Who Can't Pronounce Simple Words Correctly?

Wednesday, June 02, 2004

My Blog Is Too Sexy For My Job

Here's a Guardian column that I can relate to: "Senator sacked me over tales of congress." The subhead: "What do you do after your online sex blog hits the headlines and loses you your job? Jessica Cutler reveals all."

I know what it's like to have one's blog mess with one's career. Of course, my blog didn't include details about my sex life, but Cutler's story still hits close to home.