From The E-mail Inbox

Just got this gem in the mail from a friend:

A guy was traveling through Mexico on vacation when, lo and behold, he lost his wallet and all identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempts to make his way home but is stopped by the Customs Agent at the border.
 
"May I see your identification, please?" asks the agent.
 
"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replies the guy.
 
"Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border," says the agent.
 
"But I can prove that I'm an American!" he exclaims. "I have a picture of John F. Kennedy tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of Bill Clinton on the other."
 
"This I gotta see," replies the agent. With that, the traveler drops his pants and bends over in front of the agent. "By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Go on home to Texas"
 
"Thanks!" he says. "But how did you know I was from Texas?"
 
The agent replies, "I recognized the picture of George W. Bush in the middle.