A Ho New World

We walked through the doors to Taco Bell, but found ourselves entering a strange new country: Skankland. What an experience! Here's some basic information:

Country name: Skankland
Capital city: Holando
National dress: Women between the ages of 13 and 65 are required to bare their midriffs and, in many cases, their beer bellies. T-shirts with words like "kitty" or "devil" spelled out in sequins are popular. For men, belts are verboten and all pants are two sizes too big.
National motto: "C'mon, ho!"
National anthem: The latest Britney Spears song
National favorite accessory: Sequined cell phones that play the national anthem
National transportation: A $2,000 used Honda Civic, accessorized with $3,000 worth of stereo equipment and lights
National aspiration: To work at Hooters (for women); to eat at Hooters (for men)

Skankland: it's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there. Actually, it's not a nice place to visit. Avoid it altogether.