This Pitcher Isn't Worth A Thousand Words

I had a very high opinion of Braves pitcher John Smoltz ... until I read this story this morning. It turns out Smoltz thinks legalizing same-sex marriage is akin to bestiality.

From the AP:

“Smoltz, a devout Christian, criticized those who want to legalize gay marriage,” the AP reported. “‘What’s next? Marrying an animal?’ he asked derisively.”

How enlightened! I don't know how Smoltz can pitch so well when he's dragging his knuckles on the ground.