Must-Not-See TV

What if some of my least favorite coworkers made guest appearances on NBC's Must-See TV Thursday night lineup?

8 p.m., Friends: The Central Perk gang is disgusted when ugly naked guy makes a new friend, ugly naked sweaty guy.

8:30 p.m., The Apprentice: Dandruff-added contestant tapes sign to the boardroom door saying he's busy and must not be disturbed by anyone, then jabs at his keyboard with two fingers all day to catch up on five-month-old paperwork. He is not fired.

9 p.m., Will & Grace: Karen is indignant when she discovers she's being followed by a paparazzi, and then insulted when the photographer turns out to be so lazy that he never gets out of his car.

9:30 p.m., Scrubs: Turk and J.D. are driven insane when a patient tries micromanage his entire hospital stay, including the surgery.

10 p.m., E.R.: Hospital is forced to scramble when new administrator fails once again to assign doctors to work over the weekend. Blame is shifted elsewhere, as usual.