He's Like An Idiot Savant, But Without All The Savantness

Idiotic Fuckhead Boss reached dazzling new heights of idiotic fuckheadedness today. It was like I was watching my own private Cirque Du Soleil performance, except all of the clowns and acrobats were replaced by a solitary sadistic paranoid senior manager, performing amazing stunts of anger and stupidity as he tried to explain the unexplainable. His dandruff was really flying. It was quite a show.