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Wednesday, March 31, 2004

Um, Clinton Was Never Charged With Rape

Here in Florida, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers just signed Darrell Russell, who's been suspended from the NFL twice for violating the league's drug policies -- and who was charged with rape and felony assault in 2002.

ESPN says: "Stemming from an incident on Jan. 31, 2002, during his suspension, Russell was charged as an accomplice in the drugging of a woman with the date-rape drug GHB and videotaping two of his friends allegedly sexually assaulting her. On Sept. 12, 2002, 25 counts of felony rape and sexual assault against the three were dropped for a lack of evidence."

What a nice young man!

Here's what Bucs GM Bruce Allen told the papers: "Bill Clinton did worse things than Darrell Russell, and he won Florida twice."

Wha-wha-what? Are you kidding, Mr. Allen?

Clinton may not be the world's best role model, but there's no question that he ranks higher on the human decency scale than a loathsome scumbag like Russell. Allen, in trying to excuse Russell's behavior, proves himself to be just as despicable as the person he's defending. And Allen's crude partisan swipe at President Clinton is just indefensible.

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